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The new layout sucks and is a piece of shit. There's too much crap cluttering up the page. Thanks admin, for doing yet another spectacular job on DA, forcing useless shit on us while you do NOTHING about rule-breakers and violators on this site. Is it any wonder people keep quitting this site?
It's been a while since I posted a journal about batshit fundies, mainly since I've not been spending much time on this site. Recently I came across this Love so Deep by JaqErant92 and just had to comment on it. I even argued using Biblical scripture to show proof of how petty and vengeful Jehovah really can be. I USED BIBLICAL EVIDENCE, from the very same Bible that this deviant reads! I didn't make up anything.

She freaked out, hid my comments, and blocked me.

One would think that being such a die-hard Christian, she'd be okay with me using Scripture from the Bible because, y'know, the Bible is the word of God and all that shit. Right?

I guess not. She's just another stupid, boring fundie Christian who cherry-picks what she wants from the Bible. That kind of Christian is so cheap and common - a dime a dozen - that it's not even funny.

If you're not prepared to face the truth about the Bible, and you freak out when other people use Scripture against you and can't handle arguments people use that are actually based on your so-called Holy Book, then don't call yourself a Christian.
Well...

Hot damn.
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Because cuddles make us feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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The new layout sucks and is a piece of shit. There's too much crap cluttering up the page. Thanks admin, for doing yet another spectacular job on DA, forcing useless shit on us while you do NOTHING about rule-breakers and violators on this site. Is it any wonder people keep quitting this site?

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Spleef
Spleef Belit-Sheri
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Saint Kitts and Nevis
Hello my dears. I am Spleef/Spleefmistress/CultofStrawberry. Has it really been ten years since I joined this site? Gosh...

I enjoy reading, drawing, writing, swimming, cooking, hikes, and walks on the beach. (ahh, Nature...)

I will read nearly anything (as long as it's a decent read) and my favorite magazine is Reader's Digest. I have written and published three novels and am currently working on a fourth one.

I have NEVER been one to suffer fools - whether it be foolish ex-boyfriends or religious nutjobs or stupid ghetto black people or white trash or sick fucks - and have a very low patience threshold, so when I see fundamentalists insist that there is something wrong with being gay, or that the Bible is the only truth in life and all are going to hell, I tend to get confrontational and in their faces. I absolutely hate it when people say that their own religion is better than others and that everyone else is wrong and forever hopelessly condemned to eternity in the firepit. I'm not afraid of getting into your face, and I fucking give as good as I get.

I am part of the Nezperdian Hivemind, so at least I'm not burdened by a set of illogical, whacked-out beliefs. For ZALGO protects me and blesses my mind.

I also adore cats. Cats are the most splendid creatures on earth with the prettiest little paws anybody could ever ask to see. <3

I used to do a lot more art, since when I was little I drew a lot in class because I got bored a lot (the teacher was repeating crap I already knew) and everyone was like, wow! you have nice art!, and my parents sent me off to school for art. Yeah, my art is 'nice', but as I started writing I realized that I enjoy writing more and that I can create a better image with my words than with my pictures... Weird, right? I graduated from college with an art major - and I did learn quite a few things that have benefited me - but I also took minors in English (for writing) and History. Yes, my other passion is history - I love learning about culture and folklore. I also love reading nhistorical fiction (as long as it's well-researched!)

Please enjoy my gallery and writing, and feel free to email or note me! I'm a friendly person and don't bite. At least, not unless you're kinky and WOULD like me to gnaw on you... ;)


Ţ̗̮̫̗̘̯̥̤͕ͮ̀ͭ́͐͌̋͞͞o͖̠̙̔̏̏̇͌̍ͫ͡͠ ̶̮̭̻̻̺͎͇̹̇̏̉͞ï̶̷̬͍͉͉̖ͤ̍̈́̀ͅn̬͍͙͙̬͉̞̰̍vͣ̂́̎ͫͥ͑ͭ҉̨͙̹̞̰ǫ̭̪̣̗̻̪͕̝̪̑͜k̝͕̟ͭ̊̌͆̍̈́e̛̳̦̝̐̐̇ͩ͟͡ ̱̺͔̑̉͗̉͒ͭ̏͟t̢͇̻̯̲̪̙̙̬ͩ͐́ͭ͊͛̂̂h̵̨̥̖̭̦̹̠̦̑̉ẽ͚̪̠̤̌͐ͬ̑̽͛́ ̶̢͙̰͈̖̠̓̑̉̽̈ͅh̷͕̪̝͉̖̽͐̀̚̕ͅi̹̹̦̻̦̾͊̈́̉́̈̾͂̚v͍̤̞̳͙̪͈ͥ͐̒ͯ̕ė̡̝̦͈̼͙̳̳ͤ̃͜͞-̡̰̼̲̦̙̲̤͓̅͌̈́m̻̯̫̗͇͔̙ͭ̃̌̂͛̿͡͞ͅi̷̸̯̍͢n̄ͤ̉̾̎̎̑҉̛̭͍̪̤̮̩̹͕ͅd̸̳͈͓̰̜̤̭̺̆̐̃ ͓̹͇͇̪̂r̴̼̲̗̫̥͓̂̿ͬ͛͋̚͜ͅe͔͎̙ͮ͛ͨ́ͭ̕p̨̹̯̙̜͖̮͇̥͚͋͒ͧr̪̥̗̳̗̥͎͎̽̊́̇e̔ͯ͛̔ͧ͗͐͟͝҉̘̮̤̠̥͈ͅs̴̩̣͋̆̀ͭ̒̃́e͓̦͙͚ͨ̉ͯ͊͜n̸̤͚͇͍͇̽͘͞t̝̪̳͚̙̪̯̪̙̄i̷̛̲̘̥̖͖͉͑̄n̬̼̩̯ͥ̐ͩͮ̒̈g̨̢̼͓̖̙̥̪̝̔ͤͨ̋̕ ̵̢̢̰̣̭͔͓̭̹͖̤ͤc̷̻̙͙̹̥͙͈̋̏ͧͅh͚͉̝͙̼͖͇̄̐ǎͯ̔̽̉̐̋̀̔͏͈͍͕̥̠͈̜͠o̹̤̻͕͕̮̜̒ͪ̂͗̕ś͆͑́̍͏̵͖̠̟̮͖̤͇̲ͅ.̵̵̨̩͔̘͖͚ͭ͛̃ͥͨ̓̋̌ͪ
̶̘̥͓͕̮̉̆̃I̮̘̠̭̖̮͔͑ͦͫ̉͊̈ͦ̀͢͡n̸̢̹͛̉̂̎̌ͨ̍̐v̨̰̫̠̙͚͍͇̜̓͂̿͑̐̇ͬ́ȯ̝̺̎̃́k̴͙̝̺̥͎̹̠͂ͫ̊͋̌͑ͦ͝ͅi͆͏̞̣̩͓́n̨̠̱̠̜̠͖͐͘g̸̻̥̞̭̬̐͛̌̄̍̂ͅ ̧̗̖͎̺̐̎̊͂̍ͦt̷̵̲͕̗̜ͯͨ̆h̶̴̩͓̰͍ͮ̾̀e̩̘̼̬̥͍̹̫ͪͬ̾̀ ̧̘͈̟̋ͪ͜f͇̥̱͔̩̫̳͆ͪ̋̃͛ͥ͘ë͖́͌̇͠͝ȩ̜̣͛ͭ̒̓͝͞l̺͚̳̲̟͉̳͎͗̽̀ĭ̠̘͚̝̥̞̳̲͊ͯ̈͗ͭ̓̀n͙̩̙͉͎̥̱͒̾͐̌͘͠g̷͎͕̤̪͍̗ͧ͊̀̂̀̊͛ ̠̖͉̗̩̗̻̦́͢ô̤̠͕͚͓̰̲ͧ̚ͅf̻̭̼̟͕͆ͯ̈̎͊ͪ̕ ͓̳͖̯̬̘͕̯̙͌̓͢c̘͚͇̫̥̤̦̻͉̏͌̋ͩ͆̃͒ḧ̲̭̿ͨ̀a̬̱̪ͤ̈́͘o͕̠̮̥͈̫̯͉ͬs̴̶͉̳̤̓̓ͤ́͊̑̃.̡̮̱̰̲͖̮͈̉̉̐̇͠
̴̨̘̠͍̫̱̳̈̔̈̅ͪͤW̸̰̳̠̦̗̲͛͆ͦ̓ͪ̃͋̏i̴̛͍̰͍̭̠̠͈̱ͯ͋t̨̳̙͍̃̑͘͘h̨̰͊̃̽̍̓͜o̵̤̱̥̗̬̼̾̓̅̽͢͟ǘ̈́̉͟͏͙͇͕̳͖̜t̫̗̼̘̲̺̳̓ͬͣ̑ͩ̓ͩ̚͡ͅ ͓͖̣̼ͨ̉̓͡o̴̮͐͒̑̆ͤ̎́r̵͎̝͚̩̩͆̏̀̌ͧ͑̉͠d̟̞̯̻̭̊̈́̑ͫ͊ͮ͐̂͐̀͝e̺̓̆̐̂ͭͬͨ̌r̰͖͉̩̥̘̦ͧͅ.͎͇̭̩̣̣͇̥̩ͤ͑͛̋͘
̶̷̳̟̰̲̯͍̪̓ͥ͊̅̇T̴̮͚̟̤̓ͤͯͯͅh̴̢̖̫͍ͩe̞̥ͩ̂̽͛͒̀͐͟ ͙̙͇̻̓̈ͯ͠N̯̭̝̰̊͆͘͝͠ͅe̩̣̘͇ͧ̆̅̂̏͛̿z̷̓ͮͯ̓̈́̓͏̙̻͔̺p̴̖̳͔͍̚ḛ͍̝̻̍̾̕͜ȑ̶͖̠ͤ̿d͚̰͓̂̾̋̔̒͐̆̚i̤̖̓̀a̪̻͊̏̂ͪ̈́ͧͧ̚̚͜n̦̪̘̯̹͕͖͆̿́̌ͦ̅̋̇̀ ̧̙̙̰͍͍̳̬̟͂͟ḫ̷̠̟̬̪̖̱͔͙͒̏ͬ̐͗͂i͔͍̬̙̳̺̳͋̓v̵̨̰̔̿̅̉͆́͑̊e̶͎͖̣̹̜̳ͣ̄ͮ̎ͤͣ͂-͙̹̪̙̺͖͉̥̾̒̉͋ͬ̾̐̚m̻̦̓̾̊̌͂͐͛ͦ̀͞i̶̗̱ͬͫ̉̈ͤ͐͊́̚ͅn̳͎͖͙̜̞̔ͪͪ͡d̸̺̟̔͆̈́̉ ̭̽̑ͩͪͮ͋̚͘ȯ̧̧̱̪̠̟͍̟̬͖ͯ͊ͨͩ̓̂͌̚f̸̪͉̹ͥͪ̓̐ͤ̍͐ ̢̘ͥ̀̾̂͌c̶͇̥̹͒̀̾̋ͪ̕h͗ͫ̍̋̊̿͌҉̛̟̟͙a̸͚̼̗̟͉̟͒̾̓ͦ̋ͪ͟o̶̩͎̟ͦ̌s̹̞͈̀̎̀.̵͓̪ͥ̈́ͯͫ̔̋͞ͅ ̵̘̫̯̪̅ͣZ̠͊̉͆ͤ͝ȃ͕͔̗͇̱̆͘lͧͨ̓́͏̻͍͇̦̬̮̻̖ǧ̸̫̺͎͕͉̗̓ͩ́o̞͈̒͊͢͠.̷̗͕͙̯͎͎͖̈́͌ͧ́ ̴͔̖̑ͣ̕͢
̡͎͖̖̫̭̼͚̌͑̿̎͛̈͠H̰̙̠̳̳̮͒̒̌̇͆e̺̼̮̤̲͖̙͂̌́ ̷̳͙͐́̎̚̕͡w̨̧̖̥̗̞̝̰̙͉̙ͨͩͭͪh͇͒͟ȍ̘͙͙̞͍̰̗͟ ̢͇̦̅ͧͣ̏̀̃̐̿͝͝W̼̟̬͎͉̐̔ͧ̔̏̆͊ͣa̷̠̻̔̂͢î̵͇̲̍ͥͫ̏t̴͉͕̫̰͕͎̫͒̔ͬ͒͐͝ͅs͆͆̀͏͕͕͇͢ ̩̼̬̝̔͆̾ͩ̀͡ͅB̥͎̟͈̙͉͚͆ͮ͒ͭͣ̅͋͢͜ě͚͎̣̤̫̯̯̰̩ͥͣ͝h̷̺̝̄̾ͦ̎̿̂ͣ͟i̪̘̇̓͊̈́ͮ̉͛͡ǹ̻̣̠̱̳ͯ̆́d̡̠̻̯̱̭̩̼̂ͮ̀̂͋̎̚͡ ͥ͊̆ͪ̀҉̩͙͙̪̝͘T͔̳̪̫̘͓͛̑̈́ḩ͕̝̮̩͙͗͗ͣͭͩ͒͌͠e̹̟͎ͧ̄̀͟ ͎̝̦͚̹̖̜̐͊̊͗͟͠W̶͈̱̹͉̐́̔ͤ̍̅̾a̡̰͉͕̥͚̠̼̰̜̓ͥ͘͡l͍̞̖̼ͥͤ̓l̙̝̫͂ͣ̃̅ͨ̌̈̄.̳̺͕̞̥̠͙̰ͨͬͪ̿̾̕͞͝
̧̞͔̭̽̿̊Z̴̷̢͇͓͈̠̹̭̻̎͂ͭ͗ͮ̆͌Ạ̷̤̲͔̖ͦͩ͢L̻͈̜̹̪̝͂ͭ̈́̀͝G̲͕͕͕͉̣͖̞̏͠ͅO̸͉̤̘͙̺̗̅ͫ̆̅̎̌̀͟ͅ!̡͇ͬ̓ͮͣ͟
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Current Residence: I wait behind the wall, gnawing away at your reality.
Favourite style of art: The kind of art that looks like it took actual goddamn effort
Operating System: Tomato soup
Shell of choice: murex
Skin of choice: The kind I can kiss and lick. He he. (slurp)
Favourite cartoon character: Dex-Starr, Valmont, Zuko, Stripperella, Jack Spicer, Tso Lan, Myotismon, Dr. Wily, Dr. Fu Manchu
Personal Quote: I am your pimp
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:icongodofwarlover:
godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Hey Spleef.
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Spleef Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Sup
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Wrote an original creepypasta
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Spleef Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Do tell!
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Mikouchan Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014
Thanks for the lama! 
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Spleef Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
you're welcome :)
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LadyMintLeaf Featured By Owner May 28, 2014   General Artist
Thanks thousand for the :+fav:!!:D
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Spleef Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
You're welcome :)
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zutaraforeva13 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student General Artist
I may die happy, for I have received your lama.

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Spleef Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
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StarDestinyEclipse Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the llama! :D
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Spleef Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
You;re welcome! :)
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2014
Fred Phelps is dead
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Chiminix Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Imagine the lecture he got from God.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014
If there is a God
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Chiminix Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:shrug:
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Spleef Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
Wonder who gets dibs on him, God or Satan.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014
Well, a friend of mine made a poster of him in his own personal hell, which is full of gays and lesbians and something tells me that will be Xiao's and her friends personal Hell as well. Another personal Hell is him being reincarnated as a gay man
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Spleef Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014
The reincarnation will only be an effective punishment if he remembers his past life.

But i would be cool with him being sodomized by gay demons.
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godofwarlover Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014
Fred Phelps has been excommunicated from his church and is also dying
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